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Albert giesbrecht (fonzie@opus.freenet.vancouver.bc.ca) wrote:
: I was just wondering what kind of games are played in your nudist club?
: I have seen photographs in Nude and Natural that show adults smearing
: whipped cream on the bodies of children. I went to an open house of the
In Nude and Natural???
Impossible. Just as no reputable club would allow such frivolity, no
reputable photographer would document it, and no reputable magazine
would publish such trash.
Don't be a pawn in this awful game. Any experienced law enforcement
person will tell you that smearing whipped cream on children is
merely the tip of the iceberg. Oh sure, the kids may laugh and
giggle, and think it's all very funny, but that is because they
are unaware of the deeper sexual significance attached to having
food stuff smeared on your body.
As frightening as this perversion of innocence is, it gets worse.
My wife and I actually observed this at a club we were visiting. I
am not making this up! After smearing children with whipped cream
and watching (yes, *watching*) them run around naked, one of
these very sick people took up a garden hose and WASHED THE CHILDREN
OFF.
I certainly don't need to point out the sexual significance of
that little maneuver, do I?
We immediately ran to the club management and brought them forthwith
to the scene of the incident. Well, it did no good whatsoever. The
children were completely clean, there was no whipped cream in site,
and the garden hose was innocently coiled as though it had never
been used for anything but it's legal purpose. As we had no
photographic evidence, and no witnesses who were willing to testify,
no charges could be brought.
I simply cannot believe that Nude and Natural would publish this. I
think all of us should write to AANR and TNS and demand that this club
be stripped of it's affiliation (if indeed it has any such affiliation,
which I *highly* doubt).
Remember: it may be legal for consenting adults to smear whipped
cream on anything they like, including strawberries and ice cream,
but there is no evidence that encouraging such sick perversions
will mean that innocent children will not also be smeared.
I am not one who wishes to interfere with private morality. Neither
my wife nor I have ever tasted whipped cream except once when we
were very young and foolish. Our personal tastes aside, we have
no wish to interfere with those who do enjoy (if that word can
even be applied here!) this sort of thing.
Nevertheless, we raised two lovely children, and I cannot imagine
what we would have done if they had ever been smeared with whipped
cream. I don't like to think about it.
I think it is time for a national Proper Use of Foodstuff law. It's
not just whipped cream and Jello, we have also seen some pretty
horrible things done with chocolate and shaken up soda cans.
Write your congressman. Write your senator. Write to AANR and
TNS.
This perversion must end.
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