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God's Medical Miracle
The use of Holy Water in the cure and prevention of disease has
been well known for centuries. Whether you are afflicted with
unsightly warts, Hodgkin's disease, lupus, or simply have a
common cold, it is a SCIENTIFIC FACT that holy water is demonstrably
effective in both alleviating symptoms and preventing recurrence
of disease.
Modern Invention Improves Availability
Historically, Holy water has been difficult and expensive to obtain.
The light sprinkling attained in the average church visit is hardly
sufficient to obtain real health benefits. Unfortunately, to
guarantee a reasonable supply, one would have to study for years
and actually become a priest.
However, modern technology has provided an answer that can bring
ample supplies of Holy Water to the average homeowner for just
pennies a day!
Announcing the God-Soaker (tm)
This miracle of modern science is not yet available in stores, and
will not be advertised on TV. It is only available through the
Net.
Imagine, copious supplies of Holy Water for your own use! Imagine
how healthy you and your family will be when you can soak yourselves
thoroughly in Holy Water! Imagine how blessed you will be!
How It Works
Through micro-engraving techniques, we can actually inscribe the Lord's
Prayer on the INSIDE of small pipes, and because of the incredible
precision of the tools available to us today, we can do so millions
of times per inch! The God-Soaker provides a precision pumping mechanism
that forces water to pass through these tubes, exposing the water
to literally millions and millions of prayers before emerging to
splash all over you!
You would need a very high powered microscope to see this
fine engraving. We are not at all exaggerating when we say that
the water will pass over the Lord's Prayer more than FOUR MILLION
times!
Not Just The Lord's Prayer
But that's not all! Because of the incredible precision engraving,
in just a few inches of tubing we can also include Hindu prayers,
Ancient Egyptian Prayers, indeed HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of time
proven prayers that are absolutely GUARANTEED to spiritually
purify ordinary tap water (Note: The God-Soaker does not remove
foul odors or potentially harmful microrganisms).
Your water will pass through the spiritual equivalent of hundreds
of thousands of priests chanting day and night JUST FOR YOU!
You Owe it to Your Family
Do not delay. Supplies of God-Soaker are limited, and it would
be a horrid shame if one of your loved ones contracted some
vile disease and you had to stand by helplessly and watch them
WASTE AWAY!
DON'T let this happen to you. Order your God-Soaker today, and at
no extra charge we will add over 400 NEW PRAYERS that were written
especially for ridding the body of vile disease.
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