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Tony Lawrence: First Child (1991)

Our first child was born December 29th, 1967. She was full term, but underweight, 71 ounces, and whisked off to an incubator without even letting Linda touch her. They don't do that nowadays, didn't even do it seven years later when our second weighed in at 3-11, but things were different then. Don't even ask: fathers were most definitely not welcome in the delivery room December of 1967.

We did get to see her, of course. Through glass, a forlorn little bundle of clothes in a box, tubes stuck in impossibly tiny arms. It was hard; I could see that Linda wanted so badly to hold her baby, and we both were frightened by the Doctor's cautious responses to our questions about her health.

A few days later I took Linda home. We had expected to come home with our Debby; we had her crib, and diaper service, and clothing, and lotions and bottles and pins and everything we could think of and more, but no baby. A strange and sad homecoming.

We visited her every night. Disappointing because we still were not allowed to touch her, but we had nothing else to make her real, and staring through a glass window was better than staring at each other at home.

The good news was that she was strong, and took to her formula well. She gained weight quickly, and after 30 long days they said we could take her home. The nurse handed our Debby to Linda in the car (no car seats then) and for the first time she held our baby in her arms and touched her fingers and that soft little face and I was so damn proud of them and myself and it was just more than I can say here. Linda talked to her and told her her name, and I think that was the same day she gave her the other name, Doobles, that stuck somehow, and even today we refer to her as The Doob.

Babies need to be fed pretty regularly, and they have no respect for time, but Linda took most of the late night bottles because I had a job to get up for and she didn't. Still, you could have stood outside our apartment some early, early mornings, and, attracted by the light from our window, have stolen a guilty peek and found the two of us entranced by the little greedy milk-sucking machine in Linda's lap. If you had ever had kids of your own you wouldn't have wondered why two people who looked so tired still looked so happy.

But something went wrong. Months went by, and Debby didn't seem to catch on to the sleep through the night thing. We mentioned it to our pediatrician, because our friends had babies that slept through after a few months, but he said it was normal.

Six months. Seven months. Still waking up crying several times every single night. Usually she didn't even want a bottle. The only thing that seemed to sooth her was to be carried and talked or sung to. Rocking wasn't enough, it had to be walking. In spite of the fact that I had a job, it was too much for Linda to do alone. Debby was growing quickly, she was actually a good chunk to lug around, and Linda just couldn't take it hour after hour, night after night. So we took turns, and Debby snuffled in our necks as we walked and walked and walked in the still hours of the night.

It's vague to us now. This was to go on for a little over two years! It's no wonder we can't remember details, we were both physically and emotionally exhausted. It wasn't just the strain of missed sleep. There is also the emotional drain from a distressed child that you cannot seem to comfort. At some point we switched pediatricians, and a formula change was ordered, but neither of us can remember if that did much good. Because things got worse. Debby became an irritable and whiny child. She bit her fingernails constantly, and was always fidgeting. She did not get along well with other children. The nighttime crying continued, and the strain on both of us mounted higher and higher.

I came home one afternoon and found that Debby was napping, but Linda was just sitting in a chair, sobbing. She would not or could not talk to me, she just sobbed. I soothed her, and got her to the point of being able to stammer words, but her hands were shaking and she wasn't making sense.

I can't recall exactly what happened then. I called our family doctor, he might have come to us (they still did that, then) or I might have taken Linda to him. Maybe he gave her a shot, maybe a pill, but the final result was that he suggested and she agreed to commit herself to a State psychiatric hospital.

A psychiatric hospital. A mental breakdown caused by too little sleep, too much stress, too much worry. I look at Linda now and I see this strong, confident women, tough in body and mind, and I cannot imagine that she was ever this broken, incoherent person. But she was.

I can't remember taking her there; I can't remember leaving her; I can't remember going home to sleep alone. My mother took Debby, I'm sure. I do remember visiting her later, and trying to find my wife in drugged eyes, and hugging a barely responsive stranger goodbye, and then sitting in the parking lot, pounding on the dashboard of my car with my fist, pounding, pounding, pounding to make noise and pain and more noise and pain to drown out the helpless anger inside.

I don't know how long she was there. A week, ten days, maybe longer. She doesn't remember either, but she remembers that it was hard for her to fight the easy slide into dependence that was so temptingly available to her. But she wanted to see her Doobles, and she wanted to be with me, and she fought that weakness and she did come home to us. I wish I could tell you how I felt that day. I just do not remember, but it must have been something grand nonetheless.

We changed pediatricians again after that. It seems so stupid now. Our poor child was suffering from worms. Initially her distress was probably trouble with the formula, but when she was finally diagnosed, they said she had been infected with the worms for a year or more. Why the first two doctors didn't know this, didn't check for this, didn't listen to our constant worry about her, I just don't know.

The Doob, by the way, is now 5-10 with a 36 inch in-seam. Our first pediatrician said that she would be tall. I guess he had to be right about something.


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