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Albert giesbrecht (fonzie@opus.freenet.vancouver.bc.ca) wrote:

: I was just wondering what kind of games are played in your nudist club? : I have seen photographs in Nude and Natural that show adults smearing : whipped cream on the bodies of children. I went to an open house of the

In Nude and Natural???

Impossible. Just as no reputable club would allow such frivolity, no reputable photographer would document it, and no reputable magazine would publish such trash.

Don't be a pawn in this awful game. Any experienced law enforcement person will tell you that smearing whipped cream on children is merely the tip of the iceberg. Oh sure, the kids may laugh and giggle, and think it's all very funny, but that is because they are unaware of the deeper sexual significance attached to having food stuff smeared on your body.

As frightening as this perversion of innocence is, it gets worse. My wife and I actually observed this at a club we were visiting. I am not making this up! After smearing children with whipped cream and watching (yes, *watching*) them run around naked, one of these very sick people took up a garden hose and WASHED THE CHILDREN OFF.

I certainly don't need to point out the sexual significance of that little maneuver, do I?

We immediately ran to the club management and brought them forthwith to the scene of the incident. Well, it did no good whatsoever. The children were completely clean, there was no whipped cream in site, and the garden hose was innocently coiled as though it had never been used for anything but its legal purpose. As we had no photographic evidence, and no witnesses who were willing to testify, no charges could be brought.

I simply cannot believe that Nude and Natural would publish this. I think all of us should write to AANR and TNS and demand that this club be stripped of its affiliation (if indeed it has any such affiliation, which I *highly* doubt).

Remember: it may be legal for consenting adults to smear whipped cream on anything they like, including strawberries and ice cream, but there is no evidence that encouraging such sick perversions will mean that innocent children will not also be smeared.

I am not one who wishes to interfere with private morality. Neither my wife nor I have ever tasted whipped cream except once when we were very young and foolish. Our personal tastes aside, we have no wish to interfere with those who do enjoy (if that word can even be applied here!) this sort of thing.

Nevertheless, we raised two lovely children, and I cannot imagine what we would have done if they had ever been smeared with whipped cream. I don't like to think about it.

I think it is time for a national Proper Use of Foodstuff law. It's not just whipped cream and Jello, we have also seen some pretty horrible things done with chocolate and shaken up soda cans.

Write your congressman. Write your senator. Write to AANR and TNS.

This perversion must end.