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The following material was found at the front of an extremely
ancient Hebrew Bible:
Theist Conditioning Pack Instructions for Use
Not intended for use on advanced, civilized populations. This
material is specifically designed for back-water, primitive cultures
who exhibit dangerous agressive tendencies or general sub-standard
intelligence.
If applied properly, this material will retard scientific progress
for many thousands of Standard Galactic Years, with the expected
result that the subject population will have outgrown its
aggression and improved its average intelligence before developing
intergalactic travel and thus becoming a Nuisance.
Antidotes may be ordered from Central Supply if this material
is distributed in error.
Required accompanying material is one Standard Savior Pack w/
Miracles to be activated four to five thousand s.g. years
after the initial distribution.
Copying by all manner of primitive methods is encouraged, and
errors in such copying generally only add to the effectiveness.
REMOVE AND DESTROY THIS PAGE BEFORE DISTRIBUTING!!
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(text ends)
Obviously the original distributor was careless about the disposal
of this material.
Now all we have to do is find Central Supply :-)
April 1998 Tony Lawrence-All Rights Reserved
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