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The following material was found at the front of an extremely ancient Hebrew Bible:

Theist Conditioning Pack Instructions for Use



Not intended for use on advanced, civilized populations. This material is specifically designed for back-water, primitive cultures who exhibit dangerous agressive tendencies or general sub-standard intelligence.

If applied properly, this material will retard scientific progress for many thousands of Standard Galactic Years, with the expected result that the subject population will have outgrown its aggression and improved its average intelligence before developing intergalactic travel and thus becoming a Nuisance.

Antidotes may be ordered from Central Supply if this material is distributed in error.

Required accompanying material is one Standard Savior Pack w/ Miracles to be activated four to five thousand s.g. years after the initial distribution.

Copying by all manner of primitive methods is encouraged, and errors in such copying generally only add to the effectiveness.

REMOVE AND DESTROY THIS PAGE BEFORE DISTRIBUTING!! --------------------------------------------------------- (text ends)

Obviously the original distributor was careless about the disposal of this material.

Now all we have to do is find Central Supply :-)







April 1998 Tony Lawrence-All Rights Reserved

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