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The new naturist party game: Who's A Pedo?

This is a fun game for three or more players. The rules are simple: using snippets of conversation, guilt by association, misdirection, or even out right lies, each player attempts to prove that another player is a Pedophile!

Character assassination is the whole point of this game. Don't like some one's opinions? Do you think their damn liberal attitudes need some adjustment? Play Who's A Pedo? and take care of it.

For those who may have too much integrity to come right out and accuse someone else of this, Who's A Pedo? allows for "helper" players. If you are a "helper" player, you never actually say someone's is a pedophile, you just "help" other folks who are doing the real dirty work.

But however you play, Who's A Pedo is sure to provide hours of enjoyment. You'll laugh when you get an "Uncle Roy" card. You'll groan when you land on "Short Eyes". Watch out for alt.sex.intergen! Land there, and you're really in big trouble.

Then there are the Attitude cards. This is where even the savviest player can get tripped up. Quick, is Ketil a Pedo? Answer in seventeen words or less, or lose your turn. Answer "wrong", and get a NAMBLA supporter card!

Oh, the twists and turns! Oh, the excitement! Don't worry a bit if you get caught lying about another player. That's half the fun!

Order today and we'll include snippets of a post where some one says "Mike, you sound like a pedophile". We wish we could include the whole post so you could decide for yourself if Mike sounds like a pedophile, but hey, isn't someone else's out of context opinion good enough? Well, it's good enough in Who's A Pedo?

Who's A Pedo? Available now at fine stores everywhere. Just look for the "We hate the ACLU" display.