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POPEYEALAN (popeyealan@aol.com) wrote:
: there is a fundamental problem in perception here! nudist resorts that are
: affiliated with any national groups DO NOT EVER HAVE OPEN DISPLAYS OF SEX.
And there is a problem that is obviously in need of a solution.
Since there are so many posting here who apparently would like to see
OPEN DISPLAYS OF SEX, and since nudist clubs are not well positioned
to provide this service, my wife and I see a business opportunity.
Our bedroom is not large, but there is ample room for three adults
to stand at the foot of our bed. We have tentatively set the
price for this position at $28.00 per adult.
There is no room on the right hand side at all. However, there is
a window there, and we will leave the shade up. We feel two people
could easily peek in from there, and the charge will be $15.00, except
in case of inclement weather, when it will be $12.00.
There is room for seven to eight average side adults along my side
of the bed. The charge here is $22.00 as it is universally agreed
that I am not nearly as interesting as my wife. There is also
one sitting position in the lower left hand corner. As this
provides comfort in addition to a great view, the charge will be
$32.00. No touching allowed at any price.
At least three or four people could stand in the hall and peer in
through the door. We feel this is a little better than the
window position, and offers the advantage of heat, so the charge
will be $18.00.
We normally retire about 8:00 PM. After we have undressed and
gotten into bed, the audience may QUIETLY take their positions.
We make no guarantees as to when the show will start, or indeed
if there even will be a show on any given night. No refunds
will be made if we are tired, decide to go out, or just are
in a bad mood. Neither will refunds be made for failing to kick
off the covers or performing in a desultory fashion.
If the show has not commenced by 9:00, the audience should leave
QUIETLY and there will be no grumbling if the show was not
up to expectations.
Flash cameras and VCR's are expressly prohibited.
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